PUNCH LINES
Well, no power outages this week, or weird sports
events, or anything else to knock Xena off the air, so for the first time in a
couple of months, here's my timely review of "Punch Lines":
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First off, I really enjoyed them shrinking the
picture so they could post weather updates and school closings. Very
clever the way Tapert and the writers...wait--that was probably just on my local
channel. Never mind.
OK, it's a clip show. Several people have
already written that they like to see the old eps come up again, but I
personally would rather have an all new adventure. I can always play my
tapes to revisit old times, but I understand they throw in one every season to
save a little money. So with that in mind, I'm glad they got this out of
the way, rather than having it be the season finale like last year. Not
that I didn't enjoy it as a clip show. The scenes were all well-chosen
and, well, funny.
The intro pretty much sets the tone:
Aphrodite appears, which is always a good sign. Gabrielle is wrestling
with her scrolls, which is a sign the warrior may be taking a slightly less
severe approach to life. I'm assuming she manages to write again, or else
how could we come to know of Xena's new adventures (as laid out in "The Xena
Scrolls")? The writing element obviously makes for a good clip show
framing device, allowing us to "see" Gabrielle's words (shades of "Athens City
Academy"). After directing "Deja Vu" last season, playing a therapist,
Renee finds herself on the receiving end of the couch, with 'Dite playing the
doctor role. Yes, it's just a deja vu kind of episode!
It's interesting to note how Gabrielle and
Aphrodite have really bonded lately. As I recall, when they first met, Gab
thought 'Dite was pretty much the stereotypical blond airhead. And
Gabrielle is certainly no longer intimidated by any god. She's been
standing up to Ares, and later in this show she starts wheedling Lachrymose,
saying he must not be much of a god to not be able to undo his own spell.
She's living dangerously now!
When Gabrielle begins to recite the story of her
day, I notice there's a lot of thought going into the name for Xena's
baby. Hey, what about Gab's new horse? It needs a name too, or are
they going to kill it off in an upcoming episode,and they don't want us to grow
too attached?
Gabrielle makes a bet with Xena. I guess
she doesn't realize you should never bet against the person whose name appears
in the show's title! Gab was doomed from the start! And it was good
to see X & G joking around together again.
When Gabrielle is fetching water to wash down
Argo, she says "Xena must think I'm Joxer or something" and she trips, just like
Joxer. I wonder if this was on purpose, but it was funny, in a subtle
way. And then when she gets Argo wet, the horse immediately shrinks.
Gabrielle had the water on her hands, so how come she doesn't shrink as
well? Sorry, I'm putting too much thought into this!
I loved Lachrymose. What a sad sack!
I've seen this actor before, if I'm not mistaken, and he always plays these kind
of sourpuss roles.
I was surprised to hear Gab say "Just don't
underestimate me. Xena does that." What? I thought they were
beyond those kind of feelings by now, especially with Gab becoming pregnant
Xena's protector.
Also surprised to hear her say "Of course, I know
now exactly who I am." I figured she'd been through enough by now to
realize that life is all about "getting" there, not "being" there. She
thought she knew who she was this time last year, being little miss Yoga Karma
Stupid Girl. Is there no room in her mind to entertain the thought she
might still have some self discovery lying ahead in life? She sounded kind
of close-minded and pompous, but perhaps I'm over analyzing again.
Aphrodite's artistic impulse, her bad itch, is
accessorizing outfits! I had to laugh at that. Laugh
hard!
And once they get into the "grocery store", a
whole string of funny things occur. I know it's already been mentioned,
but I did love the "Clean up on aisle 7" bit. The scene where Joxer lists
all the suffering Xena's child will have to endure through its life was well
done. Just when you think Xena's gonna slug him a good one, he redeems
himself, and she gives him a big old hug! The shrinking Gabrielle was
great too. Watching tiny Gab try to control little Argo was a sight!
"First you buy it, then you eat it.... Oh, that's pretty!" the clerk
says as Xena spits out her bite of fruit. Lucy has such great comic
timing, and the mischievous look in her eyes was priceless. Gabrielle
bites Joxer's fingertip at his suggestion she become his "sideshow freak".
The laughs are coming fast and furious now!
I loved Joxer's home movies! With a family
life like that (dad gets tanked up and takes the chariot), no wonder the three
boys turned out like they did!
Gabrielle couldn't think of any time when Joxer
helped them. I distinctly recall in some episode (I'm not taking the time
to look it up) where Xena ran him off so he could hide a weapon so Hope couldn't
find it. That was a key plot point. Am I getting the facts
right--somebody must remember which ep I'm thinking of. And there was the
show where his stew disabled an entire invading army. I'm sure there must
be other times he's been of assistance, or they would never have let him follow
them around all these years.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Xena farts
exiting the store. Is this a first for the Warrior Princess?
Xena encounters the men with pointy hats.
Very funny, but where did that come from? Very bizarre.
Another great scene when Xena finally sees little
Argo. The look on Xena's face, and her scream were just way too
funny! Looking back at the early episodes of Xena, it amazes me how much
skill Lucy has developed playing these humorous parts. She used to look
just a tad stiff (I've heard actors say funny is harder to do than drama), but
by this point in the series, she shows just impeccable comic timing. The
exaggerated facial expressions and the delivery are right on the mark, worthy of
comparison to Charlie Chaplin, if I may be so bold.
And she shows off that skill to magnificent
effect during the ensuing pie fight. Normally, I'm not fond of pie
fights--they're much too obvious. The wrong people get hit first, then a
melee breaks out. Same formula here, but the actors all really sell
it. They are obviously just having a lot of fun flinging pies about and
making a mess! This reminds me of the scene earlier this season when
Gabrielle and Aphrodite try to talk their way into the twins party. Renee
and Alexandra were almost cracking up on camera, and the fun they had really
made the scene special. Same with the pie fight--the XWP crew made it a
special one! And when Gabrielle narrowly avoids being hit by the fourth
pie, she gives us just the most heart warming grin I've ever seen on this
girl. Hard to believe someone encrusted with that much pie could look so
cute! Even the fat lady singing couldn't stop it!
And what an ending. Whereas all the darts,
arrows, swords, etc. thrown at the warrior princess are caught or deflected, the
pie out of nowhere (well, from Lachrymose) gets Xena! What a wonderful
note to end on.
It's good to see them slowing down the episode
pacing a bit. Instead of figuring out another way to have so much action
we don't notice how inactive Lucy is, we now get some cleverly written dialogue
that gives us some credible character development. I'd give this a four
star rating (out of five), taking away one star for the clips (my own hang-up,
but it's my rating). Well, we've had a superior drama ("Seeds"), a
superior comedy ("Lyre"), and a darn good clip/comedy show. The
coming attractions for next week look great, and I have a feeling the rest of
this season will be quite a ride.
Rick
(Gabriologist
since the late 20th Century)
"Gabrielle! You shrank Argo!"
--Xena
"But just imagine how easy it'll be to mount him
now!" --Gabrielle
"To Hades with Argo! I need a name over
here!" --Gab's horse
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